Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.