Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.