Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends are our chosen family.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.