Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.