Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

All the best people are crazy.