Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.