Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.