Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.