Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।