Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.