Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।