Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!