Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

All the best people are crazy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.