Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.