Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.