Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.