Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.