Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.