Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.