Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.