Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.