Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.