Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.