Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.