Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.