Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।