Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.