Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

All the best people are crazy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.