Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।