Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.