Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.