Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.