Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad