Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।