Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.