Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.