Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.