Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.