Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Our craziness made us best friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.