Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.