Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.