Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।