Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.