Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.