Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.