Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

All the best people are crazy.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.