Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!