Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

All the best people are crazy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.