Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Our craziness made us best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.