Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is being equally annoying.